- snape: EX
- snape: PELLIARMUS.
- me: hey i just met you
- me: and this is crazy
- me: but i own all your albums and have your posters on my wall and a blog dedicated to you and i cry over your face daily
- me: so call me maybe
Simba was walking too slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
- Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
- Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
- The Doctor: NO.
- The Doctor: STOP IT.
- hand sanitizer: you have a cut right here. surprise.
Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment, you're just awkward.
Reblog if you talk about fictional characters like they're real.